Christmas spirit?

All this X-mas, smootch, Santa crap has really gotten into me. Sometimes it feel's so weird to be, you know, alone. Empty. And by using the word weird you should know that I'm just trying not to ruin my swagger. Cause it doesn't feel weird at all. I'm actually quite familiar with that feeling. It's like somebody found it quite clever to expropriate a 10 by 15 cm lot from the left side of my ribcage so that he can build a condo hotel with a cactus garden. I surely can tell it's winter from the way the cactuses look. Ugly.

And what the fuck is wrong with that glass that's got to be either half full or half empty? It has a half that's definately full and another one that's definately empty. Unless you wanna take it, drink the water, fill it with scotch, drink that too and then throw it on the wall.  And then set a snare in your fireplace. Santa is going down tonight!

That's the spirit!

Today I'm so gonna get drunk, light up a smoke and try to be possessed by the christmas spirit! Some say it looks like your everyday regular normal ghost with the white sheets and all. I believe that the common summoning ordinance is to take the Ouija board and spell "I wanna be sad-ated" - I don't quite know if it works with "sedated" as well - while dancing half naked, drinking cheap chmpagne at a boring christmas party.

Never tried it before.